Movie Man Darian Watching All Night Long

Fifty Shades Of Grey
I can't hold this in any longer I need to write about this! I saw this film when it came out and I have been putting it off because I hate it so much I didn't know if I should give it the time and effort to write about it but you guys deserve to hear what I think on the film and I will do that so here I go. This film is the worst film of 2015 and is the most dumb, flawed, bad acted piece of crap that makes you want to see a shade of any other colour then grey. This film was terribly marketed it made you think it's going to be this hot and steamy sex filled movie when in the truth of it all is just a two hour talking head film with only 14 minutes of sex scenes in the film like what did I just sit through. the trailer and the whole marketing team behind this film made you think it was going to be raunchy and hot but went the complete different route. If you say in your marketing your going for the sex and steamy do it don't lie to the audience  and until after they paid their hard earned money lie that's just mean. Sorry for the long introduction this film just makes my blood boil and I don't understand how it grossed 5 hundred million dollars like how do not see this shallow film. It made me laugh all the way through and it's not even supposed to that's how bad it is. I cheered at the end not because I liked the ending but because the film was over. avoid this shade of grey at all costs!

The film is about a woman named Anastasia who interviews this man named Christian Grey a man full of secrets and a creepy sexual life she gets drawn into

Rated R : graphic nudity, language

Dakota Johnson : Dakota Johnson is a fantastic actress with great films such as 21 jump street, a bigger splash so please know I like her as an actress which makes me wonder how she got into this film. The performance she gives is just so bad like really bad she talks so slow to finish her dialogue. On top of that she gives such a shallow emotionless performance that was so empty. She had no commitment to her character or performance whatsoever and she never made me invested in her character due to her badly acted performance I just didn't get entertained by her at all in this thing you call a film. Dakota your a fantastic actress and have such good range show it make an effort I've seen it. Overall Dakota falls flat in this film and is just dull from start to the finish.

Jamie Dornan : Jamie Delivers the worst performance of 2015 congrats relish in your crappy performance shown in this film. Jamie delivers such a dull performance he talks so slow and he dose not give a dime about his character in this film. He has no emotion whatsoever so my investment for his character went out the window as well he just to be honest was so bad that when he was onscreen it felt painful his performance is so bad I don't want to write more about it I'll just say it's bad and shallow and empty and he makes this film one of the reasons why it's so painful to watch.

Sam Taylor - Johnson : Sam Taylor - Johnson you lost all my hope in you as a director and I'll explain why. This film is bad no sorry bad isn't close to describing it this film is the Jack and Jill of romance films. Sam Taylor directs this film so badly she made it plot holes galore with the film. Their were so many questions that went unanswered and I don't know why they couldn't tell the audience like when we see Christians mom why can't we find out more about her or his brother she put characters in the film just for the sake of filling up air time in the plot because she knew their was none. The plot of this film is straightforward two people meet had meetings for an hour and sex for five minutes. She lied to the audience while marketing it to which is a scam and she didn't even try to make this film good whatsoever. She placed actors in the film and didn't even try to get them to act well she lost my faith in her as a director and I will not see any of her future films due to her direction in this plot mess of a film.

The Cinematography: this I'll say was good I enjoyed the camera work in the film and the wide spread shots used throughout the film it made the environment feel big and widely scoped that was well done.

The Soundtrack: The music a lot of people can agree with me on this was better then the film. The music just had the right tone that the film didn't execute and that's sad but in the long run the soundtrack is outstanding and is definitely worth a listen.